Monday, April 24, 2006

Insults

These were things that were said to me that may or may not have been insults.

While returning from a walk.

"Bill? What made you think to wear that shirt with those shorts?"

While getting ready to go outside.
"Bill. Pull your socks down! Please."


While waiting to get a haircut for Maxfield.
"Sir? Will you be needing a haircut as well?"

14 comments:

  1. You know how some folks wait for Sunday to read the comics, that's how I knew you were waiting for blogger. Can't start a Monday without my fill of Poop and Boogies. :D
    Love the pictures of Max! Sorry about all those insults dude.
    Lois Lane
    P.S. You are going to close your fly aren't you? :P

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  2. Anonymous2:42 PM

    William, I've been thinking. We should paint the bedroom ceiling beige

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  3. I like the first one. I have used it on my husband before.

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  4. Will you be needing a haircut as well?

    Hahaha!

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  5. You will probably never get the worst question, "Are you pregnant?"
    Not from a medical professional during an exam, but from a co-worker. Nice!

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  6. Ouch! At least tell me they were'nt black knee socks with shorts..your much too young for that! Stacie

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  7. Anonymous11:13 PM

    Subtle yet not. The best kind!

    -n

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  8. Anonymous8:53 AM

    I'm not one to agree with a lot of things... But I sure can see ALL of those comments being said to you for very good reasons .....

    But Hey, you are in a place where it is highly acceptable to wear socks pulled up to the knees and shirts that fill on-lookers heads with "things that make you go hmmmm"
    I'm sure you fit right in Bill....
    They do say: 'Do as the Natives Do'
    don't they?

    Poor Lauren....

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  9. Anonymous9:56 AM

    The haircut one is my favorite.

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  10. I like your wife more and more.

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  11. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Sometimes the words that fly outta people just amaze me!

    - Jon
    - Daddy Detective
    - www.daddydetective.com

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  12. I'm thinking the first one was an insult. The second was a public service announcement. The third, the guy was clearly telling you that you needed a haircut.

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  13. Anonymous1:06 PM

    I'm thinking we need pictures. Pictures of that shirt with those shorts. The socks pulled up for sure and then the hair.

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  14. Yah I agree...some reenactment pictures please.

    When I met the Hubs he was in the habit of wearing ACID WASHED JEAN SHORTS (the man was in his 40s at the time and it wasn't the 80's anymore) AND he pulled his socks up.

    Needless to say, some times *things* just need to be said ;-)

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