“You know Lauren, I was thinking maybe I should become a block captain for the Neighborhood Watch.”
“Oh great. I can see it now. You’ll want to get a CB radio, Walkie Talkies. You’ll be sitting on the front porch with binoculars.”
“I know. It would be great. I would be like Batman but only in the suburbs.”
Go for it. Think of all the excellent blogfodder.
ReplyDeleteIf you need an oafish, alcoholic and heterosexual Robin, I'm there.
ReplyDeleteWould you be wearing the cape and tights too?
ReplyDeleteWow. Now *there's* a mental image... sorta like Mr. Incredible (in a general way, 'cause like, I don't really know what you look like, and I really *not* trying to make any comment on your physique... ugh. Nevermind)
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